Monday, January 11

An open letter to Mother Nature

Dear Mother Nature,
We need to have a little chat. I thought we were experiencing something known as global warming. That's what all the so-called experts tell me. If so, why have the temperatures here been frigid lately? I live in South Carolina, where the climate is supposed to be moderate in the winter. When I wake up and the radio guy tells me it is 16 degrees outside, it sends chills through me- literally. I can't get warm at work, at home, in the car, you name it. Basically, it's miserable. I was born and raised in South Carolina so I am not cut out for this. Could you please send a blast of warm air our way? My chapped hands and dry skin would be very appreciative! If we can't negotiate that, would it be possible to at least send us some snow to accompany this cold? Then I'd get a snow day from work and could stay at home cuddled up under blankets on the couch. Otherwise, this weather is the pits, and I am not your biggest fan right now. I know that breaks your frozen heart.
Yours respectfully,
Chilled to the Bone

7 comments:

  1. I'd like to sign my name too and add Florida behind SC!

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  2. I completely agree with you! Im from southwest GA and I have been freezing here in ATL. Although, it did snow here Thursday night and I didn’t get a snow day Friday (when we totally should have!).

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  3. My jaw dropped when I saw it was 18 this morning. It's just not human to have to deal with these temperatures!

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  4. Amen, sista...If we can't have snow then there is absolutely NO point in cold weather. We should have the option of going directly from New Years Day to SPRINGTIME!

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  5. Brrr, I feel your pain Emily!!

    I hope it snows or gets warmer for you... I'm still in winter wonderland here but have been somehow getting into work... my car slips and slides all the way :(

    xx

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  6. Love this! I almost died when I looked on the weather forecast and saw a 7....just a 7 with nothing before it or after it! Ha!

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